Pfft.

Lady, you are getting worked up over NOTHING.

Now if you WANT something to get worked up over, get worked up over THESE!!
Some more names:

Tailbreaker: some one who destroys public property
Bluestreak: obviously support blue people streaking
Windcharger: supports people with explosive flagulants (farts)
Huffer: supports drugs that are snorted
Warpath: supports war
Jazz: (i personally can't believe you haven't done this yet) Jazz is very similar to 'jizz'
Blaster: ejaculation during sex/interface
Red Alert: reference to women's periods
Smokescreen: smoking drugs of any kind
Powerglide: *pelvic thrusts* a cocky hot-doggin' flyer
Hardhead: referance to male sexual arousal
Starscream: AKA Stars-Cream, obvious porn-star name
Thrust: *more pelvic thrusts*
Dragstrip: has the word 'strip' in his name, encouraging pornography
Blitzwing: Decepticon Hitler
Sinnertwin: has the word 'sinner' in his name
Cutthroat: supports pirates

And now for some pictures!
http://www.demonkyo.zoomshare.com/album/Yaoi,%20Transformers/images/a14faf1cb06e948309d33b090dd71f76_12408054330/:album

http://darkenlite.deviantart.com/gallery/?sort=popularity&catpath=/&q=#/d13gvcm

http://darkenlite.deviantart.com/gallery/83031?offset=192#/dl2ptf

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=starscream+and+megatron#/d157e2d

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=starscream+and+megatron&offset=216#/d5jgb7f

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=starscream+and+megatron&offset=216#/d4facly

http://cords-and-ports.tumblr.com/tagged/Soundwave/page/2 (view all of the pairings and pages)

And now for some fanfics~
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8023293/1/Bad-Code

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8009552/1/Puppet

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6921364/1/I-ve-Been-Bad-Jazzy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6404890/1/Prompt-Responses-Pairings-Threesomes-Moresomes

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6828797/1/Faces-of-Need

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7937304/1/Prima-s-Blessing

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6139092/1/Three-is-Never-a-Crowd

http://fuckyeahtfslash.tumblr.com/

And now for some videos! (assuming that you make it through all of that)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3eDp1ZKWU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6QQPl2yheo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvA-qUptp0

And that should be enough for some serious mind fuckage.

You're very welcome.

#40: TF Yaoi Lover - To Further Your Argument

You're fucking sick. Seek help. You're just as bad, if not wose than the waste of oxygen who created this stupid petition in the first place.

 

#40: TF Yaoi Lover - To Further Your Argument

I love you for this! XD

#40: TF Yaoi Lover - To Further Your Argument 

 As a kid, I always thought sinnertwin is a pretty badass name.